(Venice, California, January 17, 2010) The world is abuzz with the news that the First Annual WooWoo Award for the category of “Shiny Things” went to the Brammo Enertia, an electric motorcycle manufactured in Ashland, Oregon.
Okay, so the “world is abuzz” is clearly me using hyperbole, but, aside from that, who could have guessed that the Brammo Enertia would have triumphed over the ubiquitous iPhone? (not to mention the EcoPod, which by analyzing the Latin roots of its name suggests it has something to do with low cost feet).
Could the fact that Brammo provided the website feelgoodguru.com with a loaner Enertia in order to assess its award-worthiness have anything to do with it? Did they receive an iPhone? Did they receive an EcoPod?
— Pause, while Brammofan ponders brilliant idea —
Announcing the First Annual Brammofan Awards! Nominations will be announced on Tues- oh, heck, let’s announce them right now:
1. In the category of Electric Motorcycles, the Nominees are … the Brammo Enertia, and uh, the iPhone.
And that’s it.
Nominees are encouraged to contact the Brammofan Blog at… well, here, to provide the award committee with a sample of your product to test it’s worthiness.